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If you haven’t seen Heima yet it’s available for free for one week!
http://pitchfork.com/tv/#/episode/2049-sigur-ros-heima/1
Same Sex Penguin Couple
Harry and Pepper are a pair of adorable male Magellan penguins at the San Francisco Zoo. The couple’s relationship began in 2003, and they were together for the last 6 years. The two black-and-white birds paired off when outgoing Harry befriended Pepper, an introvert who sticks mostly to his burrow. At the time, the two were adolescents and everyone assumed they were just friends. But soon they were nesting together. Harry would gather grass and bring it home to Pepper, who would arrange it tidily in their burrow. Single females would come around, but both birds never seemed interested.
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They even adopted an egg together in 2008, as the pair was allowed to incubate and hatch an egg another penguin had laid. “Of all of the parents that year, they were the best,” Brown said. “They took very good care of their chick. He ended up being the largest chick on the island.” Sadly the happy couple broke up in 2009.
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FYI of the Day: Better get a move on.
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FYI of the Day: Better get a move on.
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thenewromantic:nicolapeyton:theskeletonparty:
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.G. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q.. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word ‘judicious’ in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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thenewromantic:obkstm:loveisdead:poynterlubz:jiehsikahhh:
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. [yeah, we don’t all have drinking problems you know]
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker (L)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every Man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and Cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at One mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I’m FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it!
I’m a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I love POKEMON, so I Must be a 7 year old boy
